Disclaimer: Knowledge is the best medicine, but YHC advice is not based on your specific medical condition. We encourage you to learn more, then make an appointment and really talk with your health care provider. If you think you may have a medical emergency, call your doctor or 911 immediately.
Health topics on which we’ve got 2 cents (or more, given the rising cost of health care) we’d like to share with reporters or with your company or convention:
Small Choices, Big Health: Beyond Sprouts & Sweat
Good health doesn’t come wrapped in expensive gym memberships and tofu. Learn about the everyday inconsequential choices that you make which incrementally result in wellness.
Health Works!
Improve retention, productivity, and your business’ bottom line. Hire a pricey business consultant? Nah, just pay attention to your employee health. They say that hard work never killed anyone… but have you ever heard of anyone resting to death? Explore your work environment, food choices, exercise and stress management programs, and discover that having a healthy workplace is simply good business.
Mind over Platter: Choose Your Chews
This humorous, thought provoking and tasty presentation serves up a smorgasbord of 15 fabulous foods that bestow both fitness and fortitude and warns you against vicious vittles, foods that should only be eaten by those with a gastronomic death wish.
Laugh ‘til it Heals: Medicinal Mirth
Laughter actually is good medicine. Learn the physiologic effects of humor in health, and then make your own choice: comedy or co-pay.
Get Better Care from Your Doctor
Passive or partner? It’s really your choice. Learn how to get the most from every health care experience.
For healthcare topics on nurse and physician burnout, malpractice, and resuscitating your passion for medicine, visit www.RxForSanity.com.
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Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Door to endoscopy:
"To expedite your visit, please back in"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
In a hospital:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
A new medical facility with several different specialists opened in a trendy part of the city last month.
Wanting to be different and creative, the administration decided that each doctor's office f would, in some way, be representative of his practice.
So, when construction was complete, the eye doctor's door had a peep hole, the orthopedist's door had a broken hinge, the psychiatrist's door was painted all kinds of crazy colors, and the proctologist's door was left open - just a crack.
"We have the results back from your test and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H."
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What the heck is that?"
"It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and herpes," explains the doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza and pancakes," says the doctor matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?"
"No," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."